Hello, in this simple easy guide, I will teach you how to fight off lolcats and/or a zombie invasion, depending which one is on your doorstep at that moment.

in 10 easy steps, you will learn what to do and how to effectively dispose of said zombie and/or lolcat.

step 1) Get duct tape: Duct tape is an essential need in today's zombie/lolcat survival as with any survival, with this duct tape you can effectively duct tape a machine gun to your arm, or set up traps with said duct tape, you could also duct tape a lolcat's mouth and claws to prevent harm(Depending if said lolcat is a lolwalrus, which at that point you are screwed)

2) Get a shotgun, if there ever was a zombie invasion, what is the first thing you see? yes the good old shotgun, at close range the shotgun can take out vital points that the zombie uses to attack you, this shotgun can also be used on zombielolcats as it does not feed them their cheezburger but rather a can of processed cheese flavored bullets which can be used to deter the cats.

3) Get the chainsaw: The next thing we always see in a zombie invasion is the trustee chainsaw, as used in every zombie book/game/movie, the chainsaw is used to brutally attack said zombies, but the chainsaw can be used for other things, duking it out with locust, attacking zombie bukkets, and the occasional kamikaze watermelon. By using the chainsaw's special teethed system you can also block holes that lolcats can be able to get into.

4) Food: this is of course obvious, you need food to live, just make sure they aren't cheezburgers

5) Water: Another Obvious, can be used to scare away lolcats

6) Get a Power scanner: This is used for the moments of when you should know the power levels of said intruder, if it is a zombie, all guns work till level 8999, if they are over 9000... you better be a super sayian. Lolcats are always over 9000, so you gotta have an old fashion wrassle with em.

7) Be a virgin!: In every horror flick, the virgin is always the one that stay's alive, listen to the warning, be abstinent.

8) Be a Whopper Virgin: Please don't eat whoppers or to that matter anything with meat as it attracts zombies and lolcats alike.

9) Have balls of steel: If you can't be like Duke Nukem, surviving a zombie/lolcat invasion is not fun

and lastly, number 10

10) If all else fails, yell LEEEEERRRRRROOOOOOYYYYY JEEEENNNNKKKKKINNNNNSSS, your DKP should go up by 100 points and is a last second HP power boost that will only last 2 minutes, but must be renewed by you yelling leeroy jenkins. Hey at least you will go down epically.